Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Scott Borat: International Dealmaker

Whoa! This Matsuzaka guy has it together, hiring Borat as his agent. Maybe Borat has some quotes for Boston American baseball fans.

Reality Check: Welcome to Boston, Borat. How does your client feel about coming to America?

Borat: My country send me to US to make hero worship and lots of American money.

Reality Check: What does Daisuke think of Boston?

Borat: You are stupid. Boston people worship Japanese baseball pitcher, welcome with open wallets.

Reality Check: Do you have a negotiating strategy with Theo Epstein?

Borat: I did not come to Bean City to negotiate. We come to get paid, in many American ways and maybe in Euros.

Reality Check: Have you met the Red Sox negotiating team?

Borat: Have you no sense of smell? I have met with many of theme. Can you not sniff that?

Reality Check: Does Mr. Matsuzaka look forward to playing with any of the current Red Sox?

Borat: Cultural exchange big part of baseball experience. Daisuke know of warmth of Sox penthouse where players stay.

Reality Check: You mean clubhouse?

Borat: Know little, reporter man? Baseball players stay in penthouse, not outhouse.

Reality Check: Why does Mr. Matsuzaka want to play baseball in the U.S.?

Borat: American baseball very ghoul. Fans love players. Players love be with fans, you know, like monkey drive bus. Way much better pay than Kazakh scat collector.

Reality Check: Any final thoughts?

Borat: To Red Sox fans: you not smell as bad as New York.

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