Matsuzaka certainly has quite a resume in Japanese baseball, and the Sox obviously wanted to atone for last season's atrocity with a big splash. Dealing with $cott Bora$ won't be easy under the best of circumstances. I'm sure that Boras has a coffee-table book already prepared explaining how Daisy already belongs in the Hall of Fame.
Let's look at some other Daisies.
Those of us old enough to remember L'il Abner and Al Capp remember Daisy Mae.
And the Dukes of Hazzard give us Daisy Duke...
So what have we here? Daisy Mats? Daiszilla? Yeah, Daiszilla. Bring on Daiszilla.